I like my cat!

He does the answering service at my doctor’s office. 

matthallock:

What.

Krabappel:    Who can tell me the atomic weight of bolognium?

Martin:         Ooh … delicious?

Krabappel:    Correct. I would also accept snacktacular

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martyaftercollege:

I visited Google+ for like the first time in forever after The Atlantic published a piece on the service this morning, *adjusts monocle, pocket protector simultaneously* and this was pretty much the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen on there ever. And because I know both Kathleen and Lauren occasionally read this blog, I figured I’d pander.

You better be enjoin’ those cat pics.

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Four-year-old comic book fan Anthony Smith is deaf in his right ear and has hearing damage in his left. He also refused to wear his hearing aid (which he calls “Blue Ear” because it is blue), because “superheroes don’t wear hearing aids.” So in a long-shot attempt to help her son, Anthony’s mom emailed Marvel for ideas.

“She didn’t know a specific person to write to here at Marvel, and even figured it might get caught in our spam filters, but she sent it in anyway, because that’s the kind of great parent Christina is,” said Marvel editor Bill Rosemann. “And it was her inspiring effort to help her son that touched so many of us here. As a fellow parent of a toddler, I can understand where she’s coming from, so I forwarded the email around the rest of Editorial, asking what we could do to help, and like when Cap yells, ‘Avengers Assemble,’ the gang leapt into action.”

Not only did Anthony receive an image of the superhero Hawkeye, who lost 80 percent of his hearing back in the ’80s and wore hearing aids — Anthony also received a drawing, by Nelson Ribeiro in Collected Editions, of a brand-new superhero: “Blue Ear.”

Now, with his hearing aid back in, Anthony is able to “fight battles and help people.” His preschool, for hearing-impaired kids, recently hosted a superhero week to inspire the students to overcome their limitations.

DON’T miss the video. It’s the best thing you’ll see all day.

[death+taxes / robot6]

This is so cute

god’s a jew who is into bbws

I thought I was going to puke last night, so I ended up salivating a lot into a trashcan

I woke up to my cat drinking it.

It was all gone.

What the fuck.

isthisfeminist:

This woman is doing science. IS THIS FEMINIST? 

“Science,” as a narrative of knowledge, prizes a phallocentric adherence to logic and mastery, breaking things down into discrete parts and seeking to name and control their interactions, rather than viewing them as an intuitively connected, interdisciplinary, feminine whole. This woman is adopting and reinforcing a masculine-supremacist view of intelligence which encourages women to rely on externally defined “facts” and academic credentials, rather than heeding their own inner wisdom. A true feminist simply knows the cure for Alzheimer’s disease, possibly because it’s yoga. PROBLEMATIC. 

vaginal-erection:

clitc0mmander:

do people actually believe this or…

did-yuo-kno

(Source: did-yuo-kno, via pwincessie)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M GOING TO RUN TO CVS AND GRAB SOME TRASH BAGS. WE’RE ALMOST OUT. YOU NEED ANYTHING? SOME CIGARETTES? 

WHAT ABOUT Q-TIPS? THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON Q-TIPS.

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